A       A#      Bm      C       D       Em      F       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
 O|||    |O||    |OOO    ||||    OOO|    |||O    O|||   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
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F#m     G       Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    |||O   
 O|O|    |O|O    |O||   
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.||||   .||||   .||||   
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[intro]
D | Em | F#m | G
D | Em | F#m | G


[verse 1]
D          F#m           G            Gm
Monica and naughty Billy got together something silly
D                F#m            G             Gm
Holy wars out of lusty minutes, another Cuban cigar Crisis
D         Em            F#m               G                    D
Honestly! Do we need to know if he really came inside her mouth?
Em           F#m            G       Gm  A
How will all this affect me now and la -ter...

You know that:


[chorus]
D              Em   F#m     Bm
We belong in a Presidential Suite
Em           F#m    Bm
Armed guards in the street
       Em      F#m        Bm
Waving back at crowds who greet

         G      F#m   G       F#m
And when I look over, over my shoulder
G       F#m    C
I can't see my past
                    (D)
It seems so far away


[instrumental]
D | Em | F#m | G


[verse]
D                  F#m                 G            Gm
Found an icon that gave him a hard on, Little Boris just can't help himself
D                 F#m                G            Gm
Got so hot in the decadent nineties, Pass another vodka dear
D           Em               F#m          G                 D
We can dance, Till the early hours of the morning catches up
Em          F#m               G             Gm        A
Then we'll return to business if ...there's any of it left!

You know that:

[chorus]
D              Em   F#m     Bm
We belong in a Presidential Suite
Em           F#m    Bm
Armed guards in the street
       Em      F#m        Bm
Waving back at crowds who greet

         G      F#m   G       F#m
And when I look over, over my shoulder
G       F#m    C
I can't see my past
                    D
It seems so far away


[interlude]
D   | Em | F#m | G
F#m | F  | G   | A


[trumpet solo]
Bm | C | F#m | Gm

(Gm)
What makes you think that:

[outro]
D              Em   F#m     Bm
We belong in a Presidential Suite
Em           F#m    Bm
Armed guards in the street
       Em      F#m        Bm
Waving back at crowds who greet
    A#     A
Yes indeed

              D
You know that when we met
           Em        F#m    Bm
There were fireworks in the sky
Em             F#m       Bm
Sparkling like dragonflies
         Em      F#m       Bm
Spelling all bad folk must die

         G      F#m   G       F#m
And when I look over, over my shoulder
G       F#m    C
I can't see my past
            A
It seems so far away
            A#
It seems so far away,
    D
far away...